Saturday, January 9, 2010

Jack and Farty

There was a dwarf tunneling along under Newport, right below where Jack was walking. Along they went until, KA-BOOM!!!!! Dwarf gas has to 'go' somewhere. That somewhere is down. Or up if the butt is pointed up. Well, in any case, it went up. Right where Jack was standing.

Jack was indeed blasted into the next decade. Jack got a very cool T.V. and took a time machine back to his time, only to appear right above Farty the Dwarf and get blasted again.
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  1. the Tiger At the ZooApril 14, 2010 at 7:28 PM

    P.S The story goes on and on and on... the only change is that he finaly figues out that his T.V. does not work in the present.

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